you dont need someone to treat you like you’re perfect and free from flaws, you need someone who will treat you like you’re human and love you even though you mess up and use up all the hot water and put the empty milk carton back in the fridge by accident
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD
(Source: ekoenig2)
- teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
- me:
- teacher:
- me:
- teacher:
- me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
i wish that instead of really annoying guys coming up to you in the street to hit on you it was really cool girls who were like hey i like your hair do you want to come over and have some wine and hang out and do eachother’s nails really dope and eat foods and talk shit about all the strange men that have hit on us
why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls
(Source: mlissuh)
I just searched my first and last name on howmanyofme.com and I thought I would be the only scott with my last name, but there are 2 in the united states and I got really mad! and then I googled my name to see if I could track down this other scott and I found out he lives in florida so I got really pissed off. but then I realized I’m named after my dad
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
Im going to slap someone
how do people maintain relationships for 2 years I cant even have a boy look at me for more than 30 seconds
